I've decided what my perfect job is: Independent Haunted House Consultant. There's that question, right, about what you would do if you had a million dollars and what ever you answer that's what you should do with your life. If I had a million dollars, I would build the most kick-ass scariest haunted house in the world. I have proof, even, that other people want me to do this job.
After working for a year in the Mortuary, I spent the next two years telling the operators what was good and what wasn't. And they always asked first.
Early this month, a cousin of mine called me for suggestions on a haunted forest attraction he is overseeing this year. I think I gave him twohours worth of advice. What do you think I should charge for something like that?
Today really sealed the deal. For my newspaper, I am writing a review of the only major haunted house in the area. While talking to the event organizer, my own experience came up. I was invited to participate but had to turn her down due to time constraints. Then, I was invited to check out their show for free and then go back through and give comments where I deem valuable. See? Independent Consultant.
I hear those guys make shitloads of money, too. I will do it for much cheaper, but I get to go all the shows for free and I get candy. Sounds fair to me.
15 days until Halloween.
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3 comments:
dude. you must follow that dream.
I am. SOme guys I know here at school are doing a one night show next Friday. I'm going over to check it out tomorrow.
I am the king of Halloween.
I knew this one before I read it :)
yes, I'm still procrastinating
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